Panda

Isn't this so awesome!?!

http://www.milanoo.com/en/thing/Adorable-Giant-Panda-Adult-Mascot-Costume-module-item-id-259.html

and for ONLY $149.oo. SO NICE and TOTALLY worth buying since I am completely bored (lying here on my sick bed BTW).

Imagine doing this Jackass episode (less crass and violent I must add) with a few buddies in panda suits to get shits and giggles out of people in their busy and frustrating daily lives....would that be nice :)

http://www.milanoo.com/en/thing/Adorable-Giant-Panda-Adult-Mascot-Costume-module-item-id-259.html

the brilliance is that you can act like a complete moran in the panda suit and people will still LOVE you....