Friday, January 26, 2007

It's a Man!

Well my loyal readers.

Here is the result of the 1st round of my little experiment (See tables below):


Avg. "Hotness" Rating on: By A. Wilson By E. Chen
AsianF 47% 51%
AsianM 37% 40%
AsianF with none Asian M 36% 39%


As you can clearly see from the test, Asian Female, on average, are 10% better looking than Asian Male. However, Asian Female who dates none Asian Male are on average 11% fuglier than your average Asian Female.

THEREFORE: WHITE DUDES are actually digging and dateing Asian Guys! All the “girls” that you see who are with White Guys are actually Sub avg. looking Asian Dudes.

Crying Game anyone!?!?



The sampling size was 50 individuals during lunch hours. My partner in crime and I are continuing our investigation tomorrow night at a Asian Lounge in location A. For the sake of our safety, we are going to be discrete about it.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Anger Management...

I've been feeling angry lately about a lot of injustices I am experiencing and seeing first hand.
Seeing how things unfold made me realize that this world is truly not fair, and we must learn to fend for ourselves and look out for our own best interests.

Today, I realized that this anger was actually a good thing. It made me realized that in the end, the ends would vindicate the means.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Million Dollar Theory--Ugly Asian Girl with Average Looking White Guys


Recently, I had lunch with a very pretty girl friend of mine who happens to be mix racial. During lunch, an interesting topic of conversation came up.

The million dollar question is:

Recently, we both notice that there are a lot more white guys with Asian girls. The question is, why do white guys have developed this fetishes about Asian girls? And more interestingly, why are the ones that white dudes pick, in most cases, (not all since I have a Japanese friend who is super cute dating a white dude the guy locked out I guess, but in MOST CASES) are the butt ugly ones? (slanted eyes, flat face, flat nose, flat chested, flat ass etc. etc.)

So, as bored as we both are, this conversation evolved into an all out experiment

The experiment that my friends and I are doing is trying to prove these postulates and Q&As:

1) White guys tend to have bad taste when it comes to Asian woman. The fouler the asian girl look (with attitude I might add) the more attractive they think she is (and the fouler the Asian girl looks, the more attitude she has...)

2) Q:What is the reason why ugly Asian girl respond to avg. looking white dudes?

A:Well, the reason, my lovely mix racial friend, would argue is: i) the ratio of good looking Asian guys to good looking Asian girl is off-balanced. There are more good looking Asian girl then good looking Asian guys. With that said, all the good looking Asian guys are taken by your good looking Asian girls. And the excess good looking Asian girl are with i) rich ass ugly Asian guys or ii) older sugar daddies. So what happens to your Ugly Asian girls? Well, since all the good looking Asian Guys are taken, and that the left over Asian guys are either geeks or nerds who are poor, and that the chances of a white dude that would be better looking is higher (see points above). The ugly asian girls would have to resort to chose from the list above or go nun on us….hense, resulting in ugly asian girl with avg. looking white guys….

Well, next Saturday, me and my lovely friend are going to put our theories to the test.

Expect a report soon.

P.S. I am so going to get killed by Asian Girls aren’t I but if you hate me for it, u know what that means :P

Monday, January 08, 2007

HST in Taiwan


Well Folks,

After 20 years and $15 Billion US Dollars. The HSR is finally up and running in Taiwan.
With this new train. The trip from Taipei to KaoHsiung (250 miles) will only take 90 min. even with one stop.

I've been on the TVR in France in my Eurotrip 2004. And I know how awesome it is. I can't wait to ride it this Nov. when I go back for Thanksgiving.