Recently, I had lunch with a very pretty girl friend of mine who happens to be mix racial. During lunch, an interesting topic of conversation came up.
The million dollar question is:
Recently, we both notice that there are a lot more white guys with Asian girls. The question is, why do white guys have developed this fetishes about Asian girls? And more interestingly, why are the ones that white dudes pick, in most cases, (not all since I have a Japanese friend who is super cute dating a white dude the guy locked out I guess, but in MOST CASES) are the butt ugly ones? (slanted eyes, flat face, flat nose, flat chested, flat ass etc. etc.)
So, as bored as we both are, this conversation evolved into an all out experiment
The experiment that my friends and I are doing is trying to prove these postulates and Q&As:
1) White guys tend to have bad taste when it comes to Asian woman. The fouler the asian girl look (with attitude I might add) the more attractive they think she is (and the fouler the Asian girl looks, the more attitude she has...)
2) Q:What is the reason why ugly Asian girl respond to avg. looking white dudes?
A:Well, the reason, my lovely mix racial friend, would argue is: i) the ratio of good looking Asian guys to good looking Asian girl is off-balanced. There are more good looking Asian girl then good looking Asian guys. With that said, all the good looking Asian guys are taken by your good looking Asian girls. And the excess good looking Asian girl are with i) rich ass ugly Asian guys or ii) older sugar daddies. So what happens to your Ugly Asian girls? Well, since all the good looking Asian Guys are taken, and that the left over Asian guys are either geeks or nerds who are poor, and that the chances of a white dude that would be better looking is higher (see points above). The ugly asian girls would have to resort to chose from the list above or go nun on us….hense, resulting in ugly asian girl with avg. looking white guys….
Well, next Saturday, me and my lovely friend are going to put our theories to the test.
Expect a report soon.
P.S. I am so going to get killed by Asian Girls aren’t I but if you hate me for it, u know what that means :P
This is too funny.
ReplyDeletebut soso :-)
how do you two plan to prove this theory?
So every asian girl is superficial? Only into looks or money? Either way Eddie, your theory isn't true because you have both!! Where is your pretty asian girl?
ReplyDeletehee hee.
ReplyDeletethat is quite aBack end compliment Chris.
Well correction. I have neither.
and I am not into Asian Girls...
Soul Sistas here I come!
Interesting points I've never thought about. But some white guys do get the cutest asian girls.
ReplyDeleteand Chris is right, you are in a way saying you're ugly and poor. haha. Hmm.
You are such an ass :-) hee hee
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