VALENTINES DAY!!!!

Since Mike is on my case about not keeping up with this blogspot. So inspite of the fact that I am totally swamped with work, here my latest update. If you are a avid reader of mine, I got nothing deep this time. Very superficial, but as always, enjoy (and try to find those grammer and spelling errors :P)

Well, Valentines Day has finally passed us. Here are some observations I noticed about the female specie’s and their reacts to this most important day of all. It is really quite entertaining.
Perhaps even more so than the New Years Eve. Valentines Day is that one symbolic day when girls have the most unatural state of mind. It is the day when they are most nervous and most high strung. Like a day long bad PMS. And us guys are the tampons that stop the bleeding!
For the guys, it is easy to notice that in the morning when we first walked in the office, immediately, we will notice that almost all the female co-wokers have something red. However, As usual, the girls would just carry on the morning as if it is just like any other morning. Nothing special. They would gather around in the coffee room, chit chatting about the weather, the movies, the shoes they saw the other day, blah blah blah. But in reality, you know when you walked in the room, they really don't give a fuck about any thing they are talking about. What they care about is:
“Who is going to send me flowers and Candies this year?” “Am I getting flowers from my boyfriend?” “What if I don’t, I am going to be so embarrassed!” "I don't care anymore more, I want flowers, any flowers, even if they are from that dork johni...ah humm, Johnathan whom I will never sleep with." “Gosh, it is 10:00AM, where the hell are those damn flowers.” “That bastard Edward, I can’t believe he forgot to send me flowers this year!” “Man, I can’t believe he is really not sending my anything this year, I am going to be the laughing stock of the office..weep weep”, “Oh god, how beautiful these flowers are, Edward does care about me after all....now I can parade these flowers infront of the other girls. The other flowers better be not as expensive as these!” (Notice, everything in the female species' mind this day starts with ME first, but alas, it is their right no this day…)
Once the female specie finally received the flower(s) sent by us male suckers, immediately, big smiles and sighs of relieve will be seen and heard across the office... as if they have just taken the best dump in their lives…
”WHAT A RELIEF!” sigh*
Well, for the rest of the day, it is just a matter of seperating these flowers to piles from those sent by suckers who's got no shot (Dorky Johnii...Johnathan) and those from the guy of their dreams (Handsome Eddi...Edward). Isn't this just cut through your heart, kick you in the nuts unfair to Johnathon, who pured his heart out hoping for some recipricating returns from that gorgeous girl of his dream?
Well guys, here is the advise. Around this time of the year. JUST SAY NO!!! Guard your wallets well. Don’t let the female leaches sucker you into being a P whipped sissy or a stupid sucker. whatever you do, don't get suckered in by the atomosphere, those delicious cookies or that cute Disney ad with two dogs in love. Unless you know for a fact that you are the Alpha Dog in that fair girls life. DO NOT, DO NOT SEND FLOWERS/GIFTS/CANDIES ETC. ETC.
The whole purpose of Valentines day is to provide the female specie that confidence booster to play guys on their finger tips for the rest of the year and also a platform for single girls to compete against one another (see who gets the prettiest flowers and best gift). The more you receive, the more, in ebonic, "got it" you have! They will not care who the sender of these delicate flowers are. It could be the guy of their dreams, their platonic friend who they will never sleep with, your grandpa, or even some chump on the street. you name it. As long as flowers and candies are delievered pronto to the office where EVERYONE can see them, that is fine. So guys, again don’t be a sucker. Save your wallet. It is your best move. More so than staying in school.
Well, if you are bored enough to read this far, You may think that I am just super jaded this year to write about all these blah blah blah stuffs dogging valentines day. But in reality, after the debacles of past years. I am actually quite reliefed that I didn’t have to do any of these charades this year. Save me self some $$$ for my scuba diving lessons in Mar…. But yours truly did score a nice lunch date with the hottest girl I've seen in years... AFTER valentines day that is! (The key word is AFTER, so theirs no pressure and I would not have to pay). Remember all those hot girls I use to know back in my college days? The twins, the Hot Econ club officer, The Czech exchange student. Well, this one ranks up there with them!....Sigh* I guess after all I've written, I am still just a sucker for all pretty girls... This one will be no different. But hey, pretty lady such as her is totally worth it....( humm, isn't that what I say every year?)


(Disclaimer, the above article was written after huge dosage of alcohol. Things written may or may not neccessary represent the author's character, integrity his upright, wholesome, respectful attitude towards the fairer sex...the author is actually quite a upright, dapper, polite gentleman)