So, I've been trying to save a few dollars here and there by making myself taking the number one here at work. I have been doing that for the past couple of weeks. And I've finally managed my pooping cycle to un ummm around 4:50PM each day. Is this worth it!?! I found out today....
To my surprise, I finally realized just how TERRIBLE TERRIBLE the quality of toilet paper my work uses. I've been trying to wipe gently, but still, it still feels very rough on my delicate cheeks. And today, I saw blood. Can you believe it, blood. Conclusion: Cheap toilet experice is not worth it. I am going back to my baby soft TP with a nice book in hand and some soothing music behind my ear from today.
Also, see Santa up there!? I think it is pretty cool. I am going to make a naughy and nice list soon too LOL!
First off, how do you save money while going to do #1 at 4:50pm. I must be missing something here. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd 2nd, blood in your TP? Watch out, it better not be internal bleeding. If it's external, you might have hemorrhoids from sitting at the #1 for too long. LOL. Your naughty list must be getting too long and you are just wasting time sitting in the john.
Oh yeah, I am starting the naughty list already. hope some of you didn't smell something while sleeping last night.
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