South Park to Real Life

Recently I have a friend who I think is going thru some sort of quarter life crisis (or she just might be REALLY REALLY bored). When I talk to her on the phone she is either on the toilet seat or sniffling, then she would bust out her rendition of Roy Orbison’s ‘Only the Lonely” for no reason….
But since she was the person who saved my landlord’s sister’s monkey and retarded dogs. I have to live with this bad behavior for the remainder of the year.

Anyway, as I was thinking of her “issues” last night on my crappers. I realized that all she needs is to watch South Park more often and all her problem will be solved!!! (i.e. the left over comments and the double chin). The answers to life’s questions are all there! Like yesterday, they were showing the episode “Rasins”

And here is how it could apply to some of her issues:


…Despite always being picked on by the other boys (mostly by Cartman) and abused by his parents, Butters keeps a generally optimistic attitude toward life. This may be because he often misinterprets events around him in a naive way, possibly as a result of denial. However Butters does have his moments of insight towards life and human behavior, most notably in the seventh season episode "Raisins". In the episode, Butters has his first crush on a girl, only to end up heartbroken when he realizes that she is just using him. Later, when he runs into Stan, who likewise has had his heart broken by his first love Wendy, Butter proclaims to Stan (who has joined a local goth clique and spends his days whining about his former love) that he "love[s] life" and would "rather be a cryin' little pussy than a faggy Goth kid."…

So here is a plea, from my heart to you!

WATCH SOUTH PARK DAMN IT!

Be sure to like Butters….